Tony Romo Suffers Broken Clavicle in Dallas Cowboys' Victory

Are the New Jersey Governor, a large bird of prey and a referee conspiring to guarantee the Eagles a win over the Cowboys this week? The truth is out there, sheeple.

Now they get a chance to make a better impression, but this test will come against a better opponent, as the NFC East rival Dallas Cowboys come to town. There is plenty on the line for the Eagles, who are trying to avoid not only falling to 0-2, but

Are the New Jersey Governor, a large bird of prey and a referee conspiring to guarantee the Eagles a win over the Cowboys this week? The truth is out there, sheeple.

If you google "Dallas Cowboys fans who look and smell like garbage" you'll get tons of results, but none as incredible as this one:

IRVING, Texas – By this point on Friday, the heavy lifting has been taken care of – from the Cowboys' perspective as well as my own. Before we head out on the first road trip of the season, it's time for me to break down my final notebook for the preparations for Philadelphia. I spend a lot of time talking about what to expect from the Eagles on Sunday at Lincoln Financial Field, but I wanted to dedicate some space to what you can expect from Dallas. This is what I'll be