Time Out! Lifetime's 'Unauthorized Saved by the Bell' Fizzles in the Ratings

Lifetime released the first five minutes of its Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story — watch what happens from Screech's perspective.

We've been left with little recourse, after spending two hours of our lives watching it, but to believe that The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell is really an avant-garde meta examination of Saved By the Bell. That it is a dramatic deconstruction of the

On Monday (September 1) Lifetime bravely went where no other network had gone before — well, except for The Disney Channel and NBC, that is. Basically, Lifetime decided to go crazy and air “The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story” based on the 2009 

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Last night, Lifetime aired what was supposed to be The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story filled with drugs, threesomes and terrible-but-real portrayals of America's sweethearts. What I watched was a bunch of teenaged