Tim Lincecum no-hits the Padres — again

My god, the slow-motion is beautiful. I don't think this interview got even a single question deep before the splashing began: (via Erik Malinowski). And look at that, Tim Lincecum was nice enough to transfer his no-hitter mojo 

For the second time in less than a year, Tim Lincecum has no-hit the San Diego Padres. Goodness.

As a Giants fan, I've been hard on Tim Lincecum over the last two-plus years. There's no pride that goes along with that sentence. There's a little shame, but not as much as you might think. Sports are inherently irrational, and 

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After being doused in a post-no-hitter gatorade bath, Tim Lincecum ran back to the Giants clubhouse for a quick costume change. Off with the Giants jersey, into the U.S. national team jersey. It's even customized; the back says LINCECUM with his usual