The 'Schlong' Revisionist Analysis We've Been Waiting For?

Sen. Rand Paul knows a thing or two about Yiddish and he used today's celebration of Festivus to call out Donald Trump for his Hillary Clinton “schlonged” comments. “If u bring the Yiddish, know what it means. Guess that's more of a kvetch than a

Also more offensive than the word “schlong”: The way that so many Republicans have decided that the only way a woman can qualify to be president is if she agrees to suppress basic biological needs, namely urination. Outrage that Clinton had to pee

“And headline writers often ransack the language for onomatopoeic synonyms for 'defeat' such as drub, whomp, thump, wallop, whack, trounce, clobber, smash, trample, and Obama's own favorite, shellac (which in fact sounds a bit like schlong).

Fox News Channel host Greg Gutfeld argued that while he doesn't have a problem with GOP presidential candidates “schlong” remarks, he is sick of the fact that “no one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says” and that he has a problem with

It was perhaps inevitable that Trump's use of a vulgar Yiddish word for penis would lead to the rise of schlong revisionism. Esteemed liberal and centrist journalists like Frank Rich, Jeff Greenfield and Joshua Micah Marshall are now arguing that