Red Lobster Is Dying, but It's Not Dead

Today Slate accurately points out that the problem with Red Lobster is that the food is just not good. While your Fat Cat Uncle may have put on his best polyester suit to take clients there decades ago, the place has lost its shiny veneer—it's just

Rumors have hit the web today that Red Lobster restaurants are shutting down across the U.S..

19, when Darden Restaurants Inc. announced that they would either sell or make a spinoff of Red Lobster. According to Orlando Sentinel, LA Weekly added to the confusion by reporting that the chain was shutting down. According to Jeffers, the tabloid

The restaurant is called "Red Lobster." The theme is seafood. The prices are somewhat higher than at comparable casual dining chain restaurants. And the dish people love is cheddar biscuits. That's what defenders of the restaurant cite as its iconic

Darden Restaurants said it would sell or spin off its Red Lobster business, buckling under pressure from activist investor Barington