Red Lobster claws away closing rumors

Company also to suspend new openings of Olive Garden, LongHorn Steakhouse.

Orlando, FL — Red Lobster's parent company Darden Restaurants today announced plans to close all 705 Red Lobster restaurants due to a dramatic rise in secret biscuit eating competitions. The restaurant says the 

The restaurant is called "Red Lobster." The theme is seafood. The prices are somewhat higher than at comparable casual dining chain restaurants. And the dish people love is cheddar biscuits. That's what defenders of the restaurant cite as its iconic

Today Slate accurately points out that the problem with Red Lobster is that the food is just not good. While your Fat Cat Uncle may have put on his best polyester suit to take clients there decades ago, the place has lost its shiny veneer—it's just

Lovers of seafood need not worry. Red Lobster in Victoria will not close its doors, despite news reports to the contrary. “We're going to be around forever and ever,” General Manager Scott Wylie said Friday. Parent company