'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2' might work if it was actually funny

For me and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, it's been nothing but deep frustration and disdain. I am not being melodramatic. And I'm struggling to say something about it. I just want Paul Blart over with and out of my life, so I can get back 

The sequel apparently picks up where the first left off, but sends Blart to Las Vegas after his wife leaves him and his mother is run over by a milk truck (a detail pointed out by most critics). I will never see Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, 

The gut feeling is that if anybody urgently needed the further adventures of Kevin James' human Weeble, we'd have had them a year or two after 2009's amiably duff original. Six years on, and the gods have provided us with a cinematic equivalent to the 

In 2001, Michael Finkel, a journalist with the New York Times, was fired for partially fabricating a story about brutal working conditions and child slaves in the Ivory Coast coco trade. The same week, an American named Christian Longo was arrested in

You can take the cop out of the mall, but you can't take the mall out of the cop. Or so says “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,” the noisy, scattershot if energetic follow-up to the 2009 hit starring hefty jokester Kevin James. Although there have been worse