Marshawn Lynch Has Some Words for Reporters, and a Few Stares

Whatever the reason, we thought we'd make it easier the next time your boss, parent or significant other starts peppering you with questions you don't feel like answering. We present the Marshawn Lynch Useless Quote Generator, featuring actual press 

And that's why we're here – Marshawn Lynch. Marcus Hayes of the Philadelphia Daily News wrote an exceedingly stupid piece with an exceedingly stupid headline that both decries the stupidity of Media Day and blames 

Seattle Seahawks' star running back Marshawn Lynch, who rarely talks to the media, blends his bad boy personality with his good deeds reputation in his hometown of Oakland, Calif. Copyright © 2015 NPR. For personal, noncommercial use only. See Terms 

PHOENIX — The smiling Marshawn Lynch from media day was officially gone Thursday when the Seattle Seahawks running back faced the news media for the final time before the Super Bowl. No longer content to answer every question with a stock answer 

I done told you all what's up and, for some reason, you all continue to come back and do the same thing you all did," said Lynch. "I don't know what all story you're trying to get out of me. I don't know what image you're all trying to portray of me