Goodell fails brutally with two-game suspension for scary Ray Rice

It has been confirmed that Baltimore Ravens RB, Ray Rice, will be suspended the first two games of the 2014 NFL season.

The NFL's system for suspending players is broken. You know it, I know it, anyone with a functional brain knows it. That's the only conclusion that can be drawn from Baltimore Raven running back Ray Rice reportedly receiving a two-game suspension for 

"It is disappointing that I will not be with my teammates for the first two games of the season, but that's my fault," Rice said in a statement released by the team. "As I said earlier, I failed in many ways. But, Janay and I have learned from this. We

Here's the full NFL statement confirming the two-game suspension and fine of an additional game check for Ray Rice, for knocking his then-fiancée unconscious in a casino elevator. It is fucking ballsy. It is phrased to make it 

Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has received a two-game suspension from the NFL. And the chorus in the football world was: “That's it?” Rice allegedly punched then-fiancée Janay Palmer in an Atlantic City casino in February. Video captured by a