Freedom To NOT Celebrate Independence Day

PORTLAND, Maine (NEWS CENTER) — July 4th Portland, the organization responsible for putting on the city's Stars and Stripes Spectacular, announced Thursday that the show would be postponed until Saturday, July 5. The decision was made out of 

The hostile alien intruders in the film Independence Day caught the world by surprise, arriving like a well-coordinated swarm of locusts to wipe out humanity and take all our natural resources. It was only through grit, ingenuity, and overwhelming

Hey, it's Fourth of July weekend! Why it seems like only yesterday Paul Revere rowed his boat across the Independence River and discovered America or whatever–but it's been 700 years! Crazy. Spare a moment today to doff 

Genesee Country Village & Museum's Independence Day Celebration: 19th-century-style event with parades, pageants, music, performances and fun competitions. An immigration and naturalization ceremony will be held at 11 a.m. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. July 4.

Idiocracy. Because there's nothing more anti-4th than a movie presenting a possible future of our nation should our collective culture continue down the path of corporatist mediocrity and anti-intellectualism. Independence Day