50 Cent on his terrible first pitch: 'I'm not a professional pitcher'

Was 50 Cent's terrible first pitch the worst of all time? To find out, the Washington Post Wonkblog went to the tape on 30 notable first pitches, and plotted their location on the chart above.

Was 50 Cent's terrible first pitch the worst of all time? To find out, the Washington Post Wonkblog went to the tape on 30 notable first pitches, and plotted their location on the chart above.

Was 50 Cent's terrible first pitch the worst of all time? To find out, the Washington Post Wonkblog went to the tape on 30 notable first pitches, and plotted their location on the chart above.

We thought 50 Cent's just-a-bit-outside ceremonial first pitch at Citi Field was embarrassing and humiliating (even for Rick Ankiel), but not the worst. Sure, he was outpitched by a hero cat, for Pete's sake, but certainly there had to be someone

Here it is PROOF that 50 Cent's arm isn't as terrible as it seemed during his legendarily awful first pitch at Tuesday's Mets game. Just…